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Which Junglists On Here Golf?

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If any of you play Tiger Woods on ps2 or whatever OR if you golf in real life this game is sick...check this site...

def be out in LA june 20th - 22nd for some golf...name some courses under $50 if ya can

[ ganjaboat - 27 May 2008 06:59 ]

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I believe that Dip Vertigo plays. He talks about all the time..

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yeah ill be in town june 20th-22nd...so im gonna try to get in a game or 2

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the driving range is one of the most therapeudic things to do i found. forces u to concentrate anger and frustration indeed.

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golfs for rich people

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Tierra Rejada, out by Moorepark, has some sweet twilight deals for an A+ course, 55 midweek, cart and all. T R is an amazing course, its my fav in LA.

Westchester, a night course, out by LAX is great for golfing with out the heat. 12 bucks for walking, now thats the s**t.

I'm hitting up Rustic Canyon this week, which I hear is one of the best in CA, they have a midweek twilight for 29, cart and all; its a links course.

Of course the best part of golfing is all the 420 breaks you can handle.

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yeah the range def. helps out with anger issues i hit up that alot myself... lol

thx for the heads up on the courses...ill check one of those out when im in LA in a few weeks...i might need a golfn buddy if anyone is down to go out...im a bogey golfer so im not a pro by any means...

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me and the dnb homies usually go on saturday afternoons. nothing like tall cans and kush bowls to relax the ol' swing

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Dude hit me up man. I am always down to play and know some good spots.l

myspace.com/dipv

[ maxmoves - 27 May 2008 00:16 ]

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I just recently got a job at Taylormade/Adidas golf so I guess im going to have to start playing some golf hehe

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Weekend Warrior!

Finally learned to hit down and take a proper divot. Whole nother game once you get that down.

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Sierra Lakes in Fontana, nice course under 50. I have to concur...Golf in general is great therapy, especially on the range with the ipod on, listening to some liquid funk. Watch out for the squirrels.

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Rog,

Hit me up son! We can deffo get loose on the course and find the beer cart n terrify em with a boom box full o bass! LOL!

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i knew the scene would come to this some day.

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well, as everyone is gettin' older.... hahahaha. =]

hey roger, that Tierra Rejada course is actually right next to my house! =]

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lol damn...im gonna hafta do some research now...alot more courses than i thought there were...anyone wanna fo sho golf june 21st? maybe we can set up a group rate somewhere...

im not tiger by any means...more of a bogey golfer

ps whiz & zezo might need a place to lay my head at night...let a junglist know he he

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i stand in agreeance w/ mr. carlin.....

I know where we can build housing for the homeless: golf courses. Perfect: golf courses. Just what we need: plenty of good land in nice neighborhoods, land that is currently being wasted on a meaningless, mindless activity engaged in primarily by white, well-to-do male businessmen who use the game to get together to make deals to carve this country up a little finer among themselves.

I am getting tired, really getting tired of these golfing cocksuckers in their green pants and their yellow pants and their orange pants, and their precious little hats and their cute little golf carts.

It is time to reclaim the golf courses from the wealthy and turn them over to the homeless. Golf is an arrogant, elitist game and it takes up entirely too much room in this country.

It is an arrogant on its very design alone. Just the design of the game speaks of arrogance. Think of how big a golf course is. The ball is that f**king big! What do these pin-headed pricks need with all that land? There are 17,000 golf courses in America. They average over 150 acres a piece. That’s 3 million-plus acres; 4,820 square miles. You could build two Rhode Islands and a Delaware for the homeless on the land currently being wasted on this meaningless, mindless, arrogant, elitist, racist — there’s another thing: the only blacks you’ll find in country clubs are carrying trays — and a boring game. Boring game for boring people. Have you ever watched golf on television? It’s like watching flies f**k.

And a mindless game, mindless. Think of the intellect it must take to draw pleasure from this activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick, and then walking after it! And then hitting it again! I say, “Pick it up asshole, you’re lucky you found the f**king thing. Put it in your pocket and go home, you’re a winner. You’re a winner — you found it!”

No, no chance of that happening. “Dorko” in the plaid knickers is going to hit it again and walk some more. Let these rich cocksuckers play miniature golf. Let him f**k with a windmill for an hour and a half or so, see if there’s really any skill among these people.

I know there are some people who play golf who don’t consider themselves rich. Fuck ‘em! And shame on them for engaging in an arrogant, elitist past time.

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big up all my gop junglists!

boh!

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golf is the s**t. no other sport is as relaxing as smokin blunts, drinkin beer and being outside in the sun for 4 hours. ++ in my books. if anyone wants to play any south orange county courses sometime hit me uppppp sonnnnnnnnn

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Damn, been golfing for years, just recently got back to hitting the greens.

Anyone down for match play against me and AMC its on. .

Def some nice lil 3 pars around LA. .

Hmmmm, might need to have a Junglist Golf Tourney soon. . . .

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Yea, I guess back in the day golf could have been considered a rich/elitist pass time. Back in the day a lot of things that we do now were considered rich/elitist in nature, such as cell phones, continental flying, nice clothes etc.

Golf is like a lot of other sports, its all about concentration, and hand eye coridnation. Basket ball is similar, putting a ball in a basket. Baseball is similar hitting a ball with a stick. My first thought on Golf was its a sport where you don't have to be in great shape, you dont have a lot of athletic ability to have fun.

The main thing that drew me to playing golf was getting outdoors. Living in LA is really hard to find something constructive that puts me outdoors. Golf is that constructive thing for me.

As far as all those golf courses taking up all that space for the homeless, I don't know. Are there more baseball fields than golf courses? Anyway we have downtown LA for the drugged out homeless.

Bottom line is golf is what you make it. Go out there with the homies, and the chronic, and have a good time while plotting to carve up the country for your self.

There are still people out there that think electronic music is nothing but pill popping homosexuals dancing to a redundant beat, SHAME on them for passing judgement on something they are completely in the wrong about.

There are still people out there that think golf is for the elitist, the rich, and dorkos wearing plaid pants. Shame on them for passing judgement on something they are completely in the wrong about.

Dont lump me into the same category as George Bush just because we both golf, and I wont do the same to you concerning the things you do in life.

Peace

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Hahahahaah gotta love George Carlin rants

Can't say I like the game too much, but I can drive the s**t out of a ball. That's about all I like is the driving range

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i stand in agreeance w/ mr. carlin.....

I know where we can build housing for the homeless: golf courses. Perfect: golf courses. Just what we need: plenty of good land in nice neighborhoods, land that is currently being wasted on a meaningless, mindless activity engaged in primarily by white, well-to-do male businessmen who use the game to get together to make deals to carve this country up a little finer among themselves.

I am getting tired, really getting tired of these golfing cocksuckers in their green pants and their yellow pants and their orange pants, and their precious little hats and their cute little golf carts.

It is time to reclaim the golf courses from the wealthy and turn them over to the homeless. Golf is an arrogant, elitist game and it takes up entirely too much room in this country.

It is an arrogant on its very design alone. Just the design of the game speaks of arrogance. Think of how big a golf course is. The ball is that f**king big! What do these pin-headed pricks need with all that land? There are 17,000 golf courses in America. They average over 150 acres a piece. That’s 3 million-plus acres; 4,820 square miles. You could build two Rhode Islands and a Delaware for the homeless on the land currently being wasted on this meaningless, mindless, arrogant, elitist, racist — there’s another thing: the only blacks you’ll find in country clubs are carrying trays — and a boring game. Boring game for boring people. Have you ever watched golf on television? It’s like watching flies f**k.

And a mindless game, mindless. Think of the intellect it must take to draw pleasure from this activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick, and then walking after it! And then hitting it again! I say, “Pick it up asshole, you’re lucky you found the f**king thing. Put it in your pocket and go home, you’re a winner. You’re a winner — you found it!”

No, no chance of that happening. “Dorko” in the plaid knickers is going to hit it again and walk some more. Let these rich cocksuckers play miniature golf. Let him f**k with a windmill for an hour and a half or so, see if there’s really any skill among these people.

I know there are some people who play golf who don’t consider themselves rich. Fuck ‘em! And shame on them for engaging in an arrogant, elitist past time.
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golf can also be a round of beers and joints on a skinny dirt par 3 course with no carts..but george carlin is a funny mofo. It would be nice to take back some land from elitist land owners.

Also, i feel that happy gilmore did for the driving range what peanut butter did for jelly. after that movie a bunch of my friends and i would go hit balls with a running approach.


Best line in happy gilmore.


Chubbs: Golf requires concentration and focus.


Happy Gilmore: Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass.


Chubbs: I'll bet your neighbor the accountant doesn't have a shot at joining the pro tour, and winning the championships. Get that gold jacket like I never got.


Happy Gilmore: Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a s**t?

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yo! hit me up if anyone is in the IE wants to golf. im down to travel as far as pasadena and the oc to get a good golf game on.

yes im a golfer, caaallll me di ganja golfer!

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well i say if anyone can set up something for june 21st (saturday) during the morning/afternoon sometime def let me know...Ill 100% be there...blunts and beers and some slices to the right is what ill be doing...could use some company out there...so let a junglist know

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ugh.

out of date, and out of touch comedy from George Carlin strikes again! hahahahah =]

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According to jos ...

i stand in agreeance w/ mr. carlin.....

I know where we can build housing for the homeless: golf courses. Perfect: golf courses. Just what we need: plenty of good land in nice neighborhoods, land that is currently being wasted on a meaningless, mindless activity engaged in primarily by white, well-to-do male businessmen who use the game to get together to make deals to carve this country up a little finer among themselves.

I am getting tired, really getting tired of these golfing cocksuckers in their green pants and their yellow pants and their orange pants, and their precious little hats and their cute little golf carts.

It is time to reclaim the golf courses from the wealthy and turn them over to the homeless. Golf is an arrogant, elitist game and it takes up entirely too much room in this country.

It is an arrogant on its very design alone. Just the design of the game speaks of arrogance. Think of how big a golf course is. The ball is that f**king big! What do these pin-headed pricks need with all that land? There are 17,000 golf courses in America. They average over 150 acres a piece. That’s 3 million-plus acres; 4,820 square miles. You could build two Rhode Islands and a Delaware for the homeless on the land currently being wasted on this meaningless, mindless, arrogant, elitist, racist — there’s another thing: the only blacks you’ll find in country clubs are carrying trays — and a boring game. Boring game for boring people. Have you ever watched golf on television? It’s like watching flies f**k.

And a mindless game, mindless. Think of the intellect it must take to draw pleasure from this activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick, and then walking after it! And then hitting it again! I say, “Pick it up asshole, you’re lucky you found the f**king thing. Put it in your pocket and go home, you’re a winner. You’re a winner — you found it!”

No, no chance of that happening. “Dorko” in the plaid knickers is going to hit it again and walk some more. Let these rich cocksuckers play miniature golf. Let him f**k with a windmill for an hour and a half or so, see if there’s really any skill among these people.

I know there are some people who play golf who don’t consider themselves rich. Fuck ‘em! And shame on them for engaging in an arrogant, elitist past time.
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I have been playing since I can remember. Down here in SD we just wait till the starter leaves and then we just walk on and play around 8-9 holes for free. Not to familiar with courses in LA. I am down to play when ever GB!!

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im down to hit the driving range anyday!

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been playing golf just about my whole life. played all over CA, WA, OR, NV. s**t - Hawaii, Bahamas, Cabo San Lucas. Going to play in Jamaica this October for my bday.

um yeah. boh!

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Ya guys hit me up if you want a TAYLORMADE or ADIDAS golf bag at wholesale price I work for them now. I can only accept CC payments though.

www.tmaxgear.com

is the link to my company.

[ dublg - 29 May 2008 07:02 ]

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Don't know exactly what it's called, but City of Industry has a double decker range.

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im good to play anytime

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dublg,

Want to hook up my pops for Fathers day, maybe even get me some taylormade gear. If you can JSM me with some contact info. that would be dope...

[ beltishazzar - 29 May 2008 15:44 ]

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right here. up for a game whenever

11.7 handicap. been playing 14 years.

i actually sell private golf club memberships for a living. if anyones game hit me up before i head up north. moving to a pete dye course in pebble beach

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I play golf... I work at one of the top Golf Course Communities in the nation, and one of the top 100 gold courses in Cali... It's a private course called Lahontan up here in Tahoe.

I have a love hate relationship with the game. But my work pays the bills so I guess it's unconditional.

If anyone, I know, comes up to Tahoe, I'd definitly look into getting us a free round somewhere up here.

hint hint
we could even play some rekkids..... (dnb related)

[ trox - 31 May 2008 08:49 ]
[ trox - 31 May 2008 08:45 ]