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Message regarding Tripeye did anyone else recieve this?

You were on Tripeye's Friends List - and I thought this might tickle you, a little letter I just sent to his "college" Prof. Enjoy!

Dearest Sir or Madam:

My name is Todd Crooks (619-866-4465, 619-723-9151), and I have been writing online papers and discussion responses in your class recently for Andrew A. Martin - a plagiarist. It should be obvious to you where, by the sudden and recent occurrence of spelling, syntax, and grammar. I have the texts to prove this plagiarism, and will gladly help in any way to end his academic career - forever, everywhere.

He is currently sought by the San Diego Police Department for a raft of terroristic telephone threats (and destruction of property), which he has been stupid enough to leave on my cell phone messaging - highest count, 42 calls a day - and which I have downloaded as audio files, and forwarded to the police. He threatens beatings, murder, rape, drive-by shooting, further property damage by himself and his little playmates, calls to shout "nigger, nigger, nigger" continuously for several minutes, etc., and admits twice to smashing out windows in my apartment complex, in flagrante delicto.

But, unfortunately, this 28-year-old Toughguy lives in his Grandmother's basement as I understand it, and I haven't found her address - yet. But I have found his wife Louisa and little brother(?), Christo - and I'm closing in quick.

This is all the result of a drug deal gone bad - as I gather from recorded telephone messages and conversations with this vermin, he has ripped off some "friends" for a large shipment of Mushrooms, and blamed me for it - as revenge for his humiliation by me, and avoidance of his drug debt, as described below.

I attempted to rent a room in my apartment to him, and just before moving in, he was (again) stupid enough to come by - and whip out his elaborate bong (with hard case, no less) while I was in another room, proceeding to huff away on my sofa; when I politely said "not in here, please", he got nasty - and then, he threatened the anal rape of my Mother before me and my son Andrew. I ordered him to leave; he then repeatedly threatened to beat and kill me also. Next, he started throwing things, and broke the living room window.

And so - I calmly retrieved my aluminum softball bat from the bedroom.

I'm quite sure you would have been greatly amused at his pale, frozen, bug-eyed mask of abject terror when I quietly strode in and atomized his $500+ art glass piece with the bat in a single swipe, directly in front of him on the coffee table; without a word or any further prompting from me, he slumped to his knees, groveled thoroughly, sniveled extensively, and begged for his less-than-worthless life in such an appalling and degrading manner that I let him go - after all, I have only killed men, and I ain't changin' that now, so - out of the apartment, down the stairs from the second floor, out the gate and into the street - on his hands and knees all the way, by Jove.

Then this sexually arrested little chickens**t (White Rastafarian, HOHO) told his very, very young buddies and HomeGrown Dope Suppliers James and Daniel Murray (22 yrs, tops) that I had ripped him off for a bale of their Mushrooms he had been given to sell, and sent them over to - apparently get shot in the face (which would halt any drug money collections, I suppose), as he was well aware I have a loaded 12-gauge shotgun near my bed at all times - and of course, I had also shown him my Navy marksmanship medals, the bat, and my straightedge razor.

My good neighbors threw these Whiggers off the property after they beat as loudly on my door as possible for about 20 minutes, but they got the plate number - CA 8N14559, dark green pickup with white topper.

And that's just the beginning - wadda buncha Punks.

There are small children of all ages in my complex, and these assholes keep coming back to harass - and as I say, they smash glass and threaten a drive-by. I would much prefer to avoid killing them; I will if I must, but - for their own sake at the very least, let's put 'em in the Pokey where they belong, right quick.

He's lookin' at a couple years minimum here - poetically enough, being anally raped.

Please inform myself or the San Diego Police Department of his current address or whereabouts (what fun to arrest him at school, eh?), Mid-City Division, Officers Headley (badge #4212) or Brandon, case #08042646 and #08042781, phone 619-516-3000.

- and then I suppose - I'd owe ya a beer at the very least, Good Buddy.


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Many thanks for your kind consideration and any assistance,

Todd Crooks.

Re: Message regarding Tripeye did anyone else recieve this?

amazing is the crackhead cloud that surrounds this guy

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I was gonna do the same thing...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...



I got the same message and fell outta my chair...

I love this guys use of choice words about breaking his bong... hahahahhaha.. FUCKIN GREAT READ...

I subscribe it to all...

[ mcdre - 2 Aug 2008 11:45 ]

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Yeah reading it didnt surprise me! He is such a freakin weirdo!

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U gotta admit.. U were pretty surprised that this dudes stupidity travels beyond junglescene and spilled over into the real world, Now some old man on myspace is hittin up everyone..


FUCKIN TRIP.. EYEEEEEE..hahahahhah wild s**t..

He talks about shootin the homies in the face.. Soooooo f**kin funny...

I like this guy... I wanna buy him a beer

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hahah! I thought the exact same thing!

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"Whigger"
Hahaha!

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Damn Sara ya beat me to it!

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You were on Tripeye's Friends List, and I thought you might like this little letter I just sent to his "college" Prof. Enjoy!

Dearest Sir or Madam:

My name is Todd Crooks (619-866-4465, 619-723-9151), and I have been writing online papers and discussion responses in your class recently for Andrew A. Martin - a plagiarist. It should be obvious to you where, by the sudden and recent occurrence of spelling, syntax, and grammar. I have the texts to prove this plagiarism, and will gladly help in any way to end his academic career - forever, everywhere.

He is currently sought by the San Diego Police Department for a raft of terroristic telephone threats (and destruction of property), which he has been stupid enough to leave on my cell phone messaging - highest count, 42 calls a day - and which I have downloaded as audio files, and forwarded to the police. He threatens beatings, murder, rape, drive-by shooting, further property damage by himself and his little playmates, calls to shout "nigger, nigger, nigger" continuously for several minutes, etc., and admits twice to smashing out windows in my apartment complex, in flagrante delicto.

But, unfortunately, this 28-year-old Toughguy lives in his Grandmother's basement as I understand it, and I haven't found her address - yet. But I have found his wife Louisa and little brother(?), Christo - and I'm closing in quick.

This is all the result of a drug deal gone bad - as I gather from recorded telephone messages and conversations with this vermin, he has ripped off some "friends" for a large shipment of Mushrooms, and blamed me for it - as revenge for his humiliation by me, and avoidance of his drug debt, as described below.

I attempted to rent a room in my apartment to him, and just before moving in, he was (again) stupid enough to come by - and whip out his elaborate bong (with hard case, no less) while I was in another room, proceeding to huff away on my sofa; when I politely said "not in here, please", he got nasty - and then, he threatened the anal rape of my Mother before me and my son Andrew. I ordered him to leave; he then repeatedly threatened to beat and kill me also. Next, he started throwing things, and broke the living room window.

And so - I calmly retrieved my aluminum softball bat from the bedroom.

I'm quite sure you would have been greatly amused at his pale, frozen, bug-eyed mask of abject terror when I quietly strode in and atomized his $500+ art glass piece with the bat in a single swipe, directly in front of him on the coffee table; without a word or any further prompting from me, he slumped to his knees, groveled thoroughly, sniveled extensively, and begged for his less-than-worthless life in such an appalling and degrading manner that I let him go - after all, I have only killed men, and I ain't changin' that now, so - out of the apartment, down the stairs from the second floor, out the gate and into the street - on his hands and knees all the way, by Jove.

Then this sexually arrested little chickens**t (White Rastafarian, HOHO) told his very, very young buddies and HomeGrown Dope Suppliers James and Daniel Murray (22 yrs, tops) that I had ripped him off for a bale of their Mushrooms he had been given to sell, and sent them over to - apparently get shot in the face (which would halt any drug money collections, I suppose), as he was well aware I have a loaded 12-gauge shotgun near my bed at all times - and of course, I had also shown him my Navy marksmanship medals, the bat, and my straightedge razor.

My good neighbors threw these Whiggers off the property after they beat as loudly on my door as possible for about 20 minutes, but they got the plate number - CA 8N14559, dark green pickup with white topper.

And that's just the beginning - wadda buncha Punks.

There are small children of all ages in my complex, and these assholes keep coming back to harass - and as I say, they smash glass and threaten a drive-by. I would much prefer to avoid killing them; I will if I must, but - for their own sake at the very least, let's put 'em in the Pokey where they belong, right quick.

He's lookin' at a couple years minimum here - poetically enough, being anally raped.

Please inform myself or the San Diego Police Department of his current address or whereabouts (what fun to arrest him at school, eh?), Mid-City Division, Officers Headley (badge #4212) or Brandon, case #08042646 and #08042781, phone 619-516-3000.

- and then I suppose - I'd owe ya a beer at the very least, Good Buddy.

Truth is stranger than Fiction!

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[ It's all Love! samxl - 2 Aug 2008 12:06 ]


[ samxl - 2 Aug 2008 15:03 ]
[ samxl - 2 Aug 2008 15:02 ]

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a living....
L.E.G.E.N.D.

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hahah!! Everyone probably got this s**t! Its a good read nonetheless!

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bwhaha....I was like "wah?" when I read this. It never ends with this guy

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"He is currently sought by the San Diego Police Department for a "raft" of terroristic telephone threats"

you have to love that the guy who is allegedly writing school papers, and writes like a person in love with their own writing has a "RASH" of grammatical errors.

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thank you for making what may have been a lazy boring sunday into a years worth of a great story to tell ha


wow!

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oh yes, im 'tickled'


hahahahahaha

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yeah Connor... HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA..

U caught that too!!! hahahaha..

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damn..
I hate to play word nazi and all... but that's a completely legitimate use of the word raft.

Raft –noun
a great quantity; a lot.


i.e.
This fool does seem to be a raft of trouble and a raft of junglescene entertainment...




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According to aero ...

"He is currently sought by the San Diego Police Department for a "raft" of terroristic telephone threats"

you have to love that the guy who is allegedly writing school papers, and writes like a person in love with their own writing has a "RASH" of grammatical errors.
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it sounded like the note was to a teacher then dude goes on the biggest tangent ever.

i checked the profile and that pic is fake i think of the old guy..

i dunno its just so f**ken funny tho!!! i about died reading that yesterday it dont get better than that!

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I never thought I would regret taking that guy off my friends list...

I love it when people use a mixture of big words and nineteenth century phrases in combination with east Compton slang.

"I send your ass in the pokey, by Jove"

WTF is that? Please tell me what school he writes papers for so I can sign up for a few easy A's.

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Yeah, if you were legitimately writing this note to a college professor, the best thing to do would be tell him that TripEye was using you to plagiarize - and cut if off there, maybe throw in a "contact me if you have any further questions."

Otherwise, you just gave him about ten reasons to question your story - such as avenging TripEye for all his trangressions against you.

In any case, a great read - hilarious stuff.

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According to mainframe ...

it sounded like the note was to a teacher then dude goes on the biggest tangent ever.

i checked the profile and that pic is fake i think of the old guy..

i dunno its just so f**ken funny tho!!! i about died reading that yesterday it dont get better than that!
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Re: Message regarding Tripeye did anyone else recieve this?

pocket pussy

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nope never got the message.. cuz i denied his request years ago LOL

[ blaze13 - 4 Aug 2008 13:21 ]

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Ahhh yes....leave it to JS to give me my fix of drama in the world...lmao!

Mass mailers FTW!

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i smoke the best sensi and rep dnb for life

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"Rude Boy - Bad Girl Connection"

That guy always was a good laugh. Great read

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wow!!!
someone book this guy already...
lol

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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According to trench ...

pocket pussy
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! My roomate watched him get busted with a pocket pussy by the cops when he got searched outside a party for smoking weed in the car years ago...hes still gettin s**t for that. What a douche!

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According to trench ...

pocket pussy
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[ needledamage - 4 Aug 2008 17:00 ]

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hahahaha, fookin word nazi, maybe i need to get this guy to write my papers for me, or just my js posts...


looked like a typo to me, i am dumb. but being dumb means that this thread is that much funnier.

ballz.
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According to proper_rx ...

damn..
I hate to play word nazi and all... but that's a completely legitimate use of the word raft.

Raft –noun
a great quantity; a lot.


i.e.
This fool does seem to be a raft of trouble and a raft of junglescene entertainment...




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According to aero ...

"He is currently sought by the San Diego Police Department for a "raft" of terroristic telephone threats"

you have to love that the guy who is allegedly writing school papers, and writes like a person in love with their own writing has a "RASH" of grammatical errors.
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Hey, don't bag on Ali G! I miss the whistle and Mickey Mouse gloves! Lollerblades!!!

Pocket Pussy FTW!