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i have unbanned all users who were ever banned

we'll see what happens.

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if you see someone acting up email me:

eecue@eecue.com

thanks!

-dave

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will i regret this? maybe.

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Regulation ultimately hurts trade.

You've taken the bad with the good for a long time anyway no matter how many you've banned.

I think maybe what you choose to attract is the most important part. And you seem to have been working pretty hard on attracting better circumstances to yourself in at least the last few years.

I bet it'll be fine.

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If you think about it...the people who you might ban are just people that make you think "Damn, I'm glad I don't think like that". So, in a way, keeping these people around is good for everybody's self-esteem. JS will be like therapy. Therapy in the middle of the 'rec room' at a state mental institution.

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Sounds like Dave is working the 12 steps... LMAO

Unbanning people, apologizing to Pete.

LOL

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LOL


one day at a time

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nope had a beer last night.

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but this is related to my apologizing to pete.

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-dave

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the force of chuck norris compeled you to unban me!

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eecue..were you inspired by the release of the rider at all?

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pssst. Everyone who was ever banned is still here (unless they faded away from loss of interest - and thus would never see this message) with a different screen name! =]

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Now that Chuck Norris is back, I wonder if we are going to see Steven Segal again???

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Remember that scene in Ghostbusters where the douchebag cop forces Egon to shut down the holding tank which releases all the ghosts who then reap havoc on the city?



Get ready for the slime!

[ formerlymelicious - 2 Oct 2008 09:48 ]

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I had a PM from Steven Segal that i was unaware of because of my ban. We debated about facts we had heard about each other. Everything was put to rest when I roundhouse kicked him and then ate him for good measure.

Chuck Norris has his cake and eats it too.

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that s**t made me laugh hahaha


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According to formerlymelicious ...

Remember that scene in Ghostbusters where the douchebag cop forces Egon to shut down the holding tank which releases all the ghosts who then reap havoc on the city?



Get ready for the slime!

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hhaha i banned chucknorris? damn!

and nope, nothing to do with any movies.

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I've already had quite an interesting jsm conversation with Steven Seagal today:


::: If you are looking for a good movie to watch, or add to your netflix queue, may I recommend Executive Decision, or Under Siege? Namaste.

::: thanks steve

:: That is Steven to you, and I prefer you address me by my full name, Steven F. Seagal (secrecy is of the utmost importance to me, and has been for my entire life)

::: sorry Steven F. Seagal

:::: I find that you are wise beyond your years, I would like to extend an invitation to study at my private martial arts school in Japan.

::: that depends, do you have a nunchunk class?

::: In aikido, we do not use weapons. We fight with honor. I clearly overestimated you, but I would still like to offer you front row tickets to see my band, Thunderbox, perform in the UK.

::: damn. i truly am sorry to dissapoint you. what kind of music does your band play?

::: It is a mix of pop, world, and blues music, and is very big in the UK.

::: sounds interesting. can i get an extra pair of tickets for my frind Chuck Norris?

Any friend of Chuck Norris, is no friend of mine.

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If you are looking for a good movie to watch, or add to your netflix queue, may I recommend Above the Law, or On Deadly Ground. Namaste. :::i much prefer the Octagon sorry ::: I was never in a movie called Octagon - so you must not like movies. Then let me extend an invitation to see my band Thunderbox sometime, are you in the UK often? That is mostly where we tour.

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thats exactly what i was thinking ahahahah

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According to formerlymelicious ...

Remember that scene in Ghostbusters where the douchebag cop forces Egon to shut down the holding tank which releases all the ghosts who then reap havoc on the city?



Get ready for the slime!

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While walking through the forest one day eating a hamburger to bulk up for his next movie (Thunder Thighs of Steel) Steven's Super-Indian senses alerted him to danger in the area. Before he could react, Jackie Chan appeared out of the trees with a battery powered pair of electric shears. In an instant he was upon Steven, knowing that his hair was the source of Steven's mighty power Jackie went straight for it. Little did he know the reason Steven's hair always looked like it had enough grease in it to rival a Big Mac was because it was a special formula designed to protect the hair at all cost. Taken aback, Jackie had to resort to hand to hand combat. The ensuing battle sent waves of energy around the world. Meanwhile while enjoying his usual breakfast of glass and human souls I (Chuck Norris) sensed this battle. I promptly got up and roundhouse kicked the air. Lightyears away in the forest in which the battle was taking place the shockwave from the kick hit Steven and Jackie and sent them flying. This gave myself enough time to get there by my usual method (using my mighty genitalia as a propeller). After landing miles away both Steven and Jackie sensed my approach. They stopped fighting each other and prepared to face the ultimate warrior. Both of them knew what they had to do to survive. They performed the ancient art of Gillette fusion. When I arrived I was greeted by a new warrior more powerful than any I had ever faced. Jackven Cheagal!

When I arrived I saw the shear awesomeness of Jackven radiating from his body, the battle to end all battles had begun....three roundhouse kicks latter it was over. It turned out that Steven Seagals amazing flab had weakened Jackie Chan's fighting skills. As Jackvens broken battered flabby body laid on the ground I pulled out his heart and ate it seeing as my breakfast had been interrupted, but as soon as I had finished a terrible pain overcame me. This was new to me, I had always been so strong that I had never felt pain. Suddenly mounds of flab began to engulf myself. After 63 years of fighting the I had succumbed. The hideous creature that emerged from the flab let out a monstrous roar and lesbians every where called back. It waddled away and in its wake it left the bodies of myself, Jackie, and Steven. It had taken with it some of Steven’s flab, Jackie's ability to ramble endlessly, and part of my beard. This is the story of how I, Jackie Chan and Steven Seagal sired the ultimate evil and unleashed it upon this world. That’s right; the creature that walked away was Rosie O’Donnell.


[ chucknorris - 2 Oct 2008 16:58 ]
[ chucknorris - 2 Oct 2008 16:57 ]

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is there a list? im sure i have a few old aliases on there lol

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hahaha i know a few cats thst will be happy to hear that

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that was the best story i have read all day.

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While walking through the forest one day eating a hamburger to bulk up for his next movie (Thunder Thighs of Steel) Steven's Super-Indian senses alerted him to danger in the area. Before he could react, Jackie Chan appeared out of the trees with a battery powered pair of electric shears. In an instant he was upon Steven, knowing that his hair was the source of Steven's mighty power Jackie went straight for it. Little did he know the reason Steven's hair always looked like it had enough grease in it to rival a Big Mac was because it was a special formula designed to protect the hair at all cost. Taken aback, Jackie had to resort to hand to hand combat. The ensuing battle sent waves of energy around the world. Meanwhile while enjoying his usual breakfast of glass and human souls I (Chuck Norris) sensed this battle. I promptly got up and roundhouse kicked the air. Lightyears away in the forest in which the battle was taking place the shockwave from the kick hit Steven and Jackie and sent them flying. This gave myself enough time to get there by my usual method (using my mighty genitalia as a propeller). After landing miles away both Steven and Jackie sensed my approach. They stopped fighting each other and prepared to face the ultimate warrior. Both of them knew what they had to do to survive. They performed the ancient art of Gillette fusion. When I arrived I was greeted by a new warrior more powerful than any I had ever faced. Jackven Cheagal!

When I arrived I saw the shear awesomeness of Jackven radiating from his body, the battle to end all battles had begun....three roundhouse kicks latter it was over. It turned out that Steven Seagals amazing flab had weakened Jackie Chan's fighting skills. As Jackvens broken battered flabby body laid on the ground I pulled out his heart and ate it seeing as my breakfast had been interrupted, but as soon as I had finished a terrible pain overcame me. This was new to me, I had always been so strong that I had never felt pain. Suddenly mounds of flab began to engulf myself. After 63 years of fighting the I had succumbed. The hideous creature that emerged from the flab let out a monstrous roar and lesbians every where called back. It waddled away and in its wake it left the bodies of myself, Jackie, and Steven. It had taken with it some of Steven’s flab, Jackie's ability to ramble endlessly, and part of my beard. This is the story of how I, Jackie Chan and Steven Seagal sired the ultimate evil and unleashed it upon this world. That’s right; the creature that walked away was Rosie O’Donnell.


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Are you sure this isn't "I actually deleted the database table with all the banned users and am too lazy to restore it from a backup?" :-)

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it's one table. being banned is just a flag. =]

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How about banning members who have never been banned before, next April 1st?

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i knew i should have talked more s**t way back when. oh well, here's to keeping my mouth shut...