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18 Jul 2007 13:01 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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Creepy DooD: "Quit yer cryin' kid and take it in the ass like a man"
DtraXX: sobbing... "I want my mommy"
KellyD: screaming violently, like a helpless little girl... "NoOoOoOoOoO! Leave my friend alone!!!!" Stop it, stop it, stop it! |
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18 Jul 2007 13:07 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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Dtraxx (me): I thought this stuff only happened in prison
Weird creepy dude: By the way, do you have any change??
Kelly D: I'll give ya 5 bucks, just let him go!!! |
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18 Jul 2007 13:08 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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Old Guy: Im gonna show you where the wild goose goes and you little freind is next..
Dtraxx: Booooohoooooo (crying)
Kelly D: Noooooooo
hahahahahaha |
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18 Jul 2007 13:10 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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weird creepy dude: "i luv my bitch"
kelly d: "im wolverine"
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18 Jul 2007 13:15 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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JUNGLE!??? WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT JUNGLE?!
I WAS IN FU*KIN NAM!! |
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18 Jul 2007 13:15 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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hillllllllllllllllllllllllllarious! i love it! keep em coming, my day is so much more amusing w these threads. |
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18 Jul 2007 13:15 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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Old Man: Let me give ya' a reach-around here. (actual words...haha)
DTraxx: Damn, I totally just got Punk'd 
Kelly D: His breath smells like a baby diaper filled with Indian food!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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18 Jul 2007 13:25 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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Old guy - I could've been a contender, I could've been somebody.
Me - Your breath smells like dying (best Ralphie voice)
Kelly - Frreeeedoommm!!! |
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18 Jul 2007 13:26 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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DtraXX: (wimpering)
"You said you were going to be gentle! You're hurting me!"
Creepy DooD: (gritty voice)
Deal with it kid, I was just tryin' to get in your pants... You should consider yourself lucky, HELL... This is gentle!
Kelly D: (pathetic whine)
You asshole! You're not being gentle at all! You're a mean man! |
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18 Jul 2007 13:32 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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WINNER OF THE THREAD!!!
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DtraXX: (wimpering)
"You said you were going to be gentle! You're hurting me!"
Creepy DooD: (gritty voice)
Deal with it kid, I was just tryin' to get in your pants... You should consider yourself lucky, HELL... This is gentle!
Kelly D: (pathetic whine)
You asshole! You're not being gentle at all! You're a mean man!
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18 Jul 2007 13:39 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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He really wasn't gentle, hahahahh!
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DtraXX: (wimpering)
"You said you were going to be gentle! You're hurting me!"
Creepy DooD: (gritty voice)
Deal with it kid, I was just tryin' to get in your pants... You should consider yourself lucky, HELL... This is gentle!
Kelly D: (pathetic whine)
You asshole! You're not being gentle at all! You're a mean man!
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18 Jul 2007 14:01 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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seems like the flowers on the shirt gave the wrong idea!! |
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18 Jul 2007 14:07 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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Old Creepy Guy : Alright now that thats done, smell my finger bwoy!
DTraxx : I thought u were my friend kelly?!?!?!?
Me : YEEEEE HAAAAAA!!!! Gedim Cledis, GEDIM!!! |
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18 Jul 2007 15:00 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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dtraxx: "i thought you were aiming for my earlobe!"
creepy d00d: "its all pink on the inside, now stop squirmin"
kelly: "what does that mean?!?!" |
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18 Jul 2007 15:54 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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creepy old guy: "Is difficulty of a change of phase-state, which state is approximately equal to probability, (which is approximately equal to the given phase state of quantum matter) related to the energy density residing in the quantum phase-state of the system? "
Kelly D "im wolverine"
dtraxx: "not this again" |
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18 Jul 2007 15:59 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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hahahahahahahhaa
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Old Creepy Guy : Alright now that thats done, smell my finger bwoy!
DTraxx : I thought u were my friend kelly?!?!?!?
Me : YEEEEE HAAAAAA!!!! Gedim Cledis, GEDIM!!!
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18 Jul 2007 16:02 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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I just fell off my chair laughin' REALLY!
aahhhahahhaahhhaaaaa! |
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18 Jul 2007 19:04 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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hehheHA! |
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18 Jul 2007 19:54 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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19 Jul 2007 12:10 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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Creepy doood: let me just tickle U with my pickle real quik
DTraxx: I want to but i can't.. my man will get mad
KellyD: Get off My bitch.. I'ma cut you dood |
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19 Jul 2007 12:19 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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That's perfect!! Hahah, That dude's forhead looked like it had speed bumps!
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19 Jul 2007 12:23 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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creepy dude:
"molesting young drunk boys...
So easy even a caveman can do it!" |
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19 Jul 2007 13:05 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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19 Jul 2007 13:05 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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Creepy doood: Let this be a lesson to all ya'll, I hear a jump-up ring tone I'll take it out of your ass, and f**k flowered shirts.
DTraxx: But I really like this shirt....
KellyD: Uncle Sam you said I was the only one, You better be thinking of ME!!! |
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19 Jul 2007 13:06 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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shaun white looks like rocky dennis
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19 Jul 2007 13:07 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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Buahahaha
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creepy dude:
"molesting young drunk boys...
So easy even a caveman can do it!"
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19 Jul 2007 13:11 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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dirtbag: " GIMME A LIGHT COCKSUCKER OR I FINGER FUCK THE BOY!"
dtrax: *CRYIN* "AWE EWW YOU SMELL LIKE PISS ASS...PUT THAT FINGER AWAY YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN!"
kelly dee: "AHH SHIT YOU SHOULD SEE THE SIZE OF THE CIST FROM BACK HERE!"
[ jos - 19 Jul 2007 13:31 ]
[ jos - 19 Jul 2007 13:30 ] |
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19 Jul 2007 14:34 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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this thread delivers |
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19 Jul 2007 15:09 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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I still laugh and cringe everytime I see it, hahaah, shivers |
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19 Jul 2007 15:23 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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hahaha
wt eff was really goin on here
looks like dude just got out of a vetrens hospital or rehab lol |
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19 Jul 2007 15:53 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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whats up with the "wristband" that creepy old guy is sporting? : / |
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19 Jul 2007 15:59 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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Okay I'll give the real background of what is happening. We were outside of Trust waiting to see if we were gonna go hit up Norm's. Now this guy had been creepy all night and had been taking pics with other people, if you check the other post you'll see the other pics which are equally disturbing. Anyhow he wanted to take a pic with me and Kelly D, and my gf had a camera so we were like whatever. So we go to take a pic and he puts his arm around me last second and I was like WTF!! And my gf wants to take another closer one, and I"m like come on. So she takes another one, I'm like I need to get away from this dude, and Kelly is well you see. After the second pic we leave cuz' he was of course creepy, and that was it. Hahhaha, still funny though |
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19 Jul 2007 16:01 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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Um I think it's a bandage, probably from the broken window he b and e'd the night before, hahah
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whats up with the "wristband" that creepy old guy is sporting? : /
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19 Jul 2007 16:07 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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bandages - not only good for covering up glass breaking gaping wounds.... they also are a keen fashion statement
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Um I think it's a bandage, probably from the broken window he b and e'd the night before, hahah
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According to circuit ...
whats up with the "wristband" that creepy old guy is sporting? : /
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19 Jul 2007 16:09 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH |
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19 Jul 2007 17:24 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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OMG..I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN A MINUTE..BWHAHA..CLASSIC..THAT GUY WAS FREAKIN NUTS! |
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20 Jul 2007 01:18 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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Bum: Come here little bot im gonna make you a man!
Dtraxx: **Whimp
Kelly: You lie!!! You said I was first!!! |
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20 Jul 2007 05:39 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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Dirty guy: if you don't wanna pay me a dollar for a cig, then i'll take your ass as payment. hold still kid, and just reelaaax.
Dtraxx: I'm a sad man
KellyD: NOOOOO!!!!! Take me instead!!!!! |
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20 Jul 2007 18:06 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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its like im smelling the stank on that dude through the monitor. grodey!! |
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20 Jul 2007 20:11 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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Hahaha, you forgot the best part when he said something about a reach around and everyone ran away screaming...hahaha. Then he said "I like to make people laugh, hahaha."
He was scary 
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Okay I'll give the real background of what is happening. We were outside of Trust waiting to see if we were gonna go hit up Norm's. Now this guy had been creepy all night and had been taking pics with other people, if you check the other post you'll see the other pics which are equally disturbing. Anyhow he wanted to take a pic with me and Kelly D, and my gf had a camera so we were like whatever. So we go to take a pic and he puts his arm around me last second and I was like WTF!! And my gf wants to take another closer one, and I"m like come on. So she takes another one, I'm like I need to get away from this dude, and Kelly is well you see. After the second pic we leave cuz' he was of course creepy, and that was it. Hahhaha, still funny though
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23 Jul 2007 14:11 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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=] |
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23 Jul 2007 15:30 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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All I know is KellyD looks like Christian Bale in Rein of Fire. |
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25 Jul 2007 20:22 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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that guy looks like he smells of urine! blechk! |
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26 Jul 2007 12:48 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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He actually smelled like cheap booze and marlboro reds =)
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that guy looks like he smells of urine! blechk!
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26 Jul 2007 12:59 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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FOR REAL THO!.
He smelt like wet cigs, and sounded like Danny Bonaduchie.
Not to mention his teeth were removable.
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He actually smelled like cheap booze and marlboro reds =)
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that guy looks like he smells of urine! blechk!
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26 Jul 2007 13:25 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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He smelled like a full bar mat used as an ashtray then set out in the sun for a few hours.
Oh man Danny Bondadouche
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FOR REAL THO!.
He smelt like wet cigs, and sounded like Danny Bonaduchie.
Not to mention his teeth were removable.
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According to dtraxx ...
He actually smelled like cheap booze and marlboro reds =)
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According to bigrigsshoes ...
that guy looks like he smells of urine! blechk!
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31 Jul 2007 10:15 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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ahhhh, this one just doesn't get old for me... =D |
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31 Jul 2007 10:19 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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doood this thread makes me happeee, lol |
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31 Jul 2007 10:25 xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx
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this thread brings me back to the reign of fire, which was his stench! |
