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top 10 lines from any movie

10. "You mean smoking dog s**t man?" Up in Smoke

9. "She had all types of creams and lotions and s**t" - Kids

8. " My name is Anigo Mantoya, you've have killed my father, now prepare to die"- Princess Bride

7. " Its' ok its' me Casper" Kids

6. "Fuck you, f**k you, you're cool, f**k you, I outta here" Half Baked

5. " Wipe that face off you head bitch" Daze and Confused

4. " Don't worry Mr. Arcadian, keep your money, you desinate the place, the desinate, amd I'll surely desinate his ass" The Last Dragon

3. "Oh Finch..... Oh Stifflers' mom" American Pie

2. "You get a job by sun down or we are shipping you away to military school with that god damn Finklestein s**t kid, son of bitch" Up in Smoke

1. " Like butterscotch, yo" Kids

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here's a few of my favs...no particular order...

1."Gimme da keys, motherf**ka, shiiiiiiiitttt...." Benicio in Usual Suspects. Just the way he said it.
2. "I'll buy you corndogs and s**t.." Kids
3. "f**k you, f**k you, you're cool..." also a fav
4. "I'm a 12 year old boy stuck in a 30 year old man's body" -fight club
5. "I don't care if you're Muhammed Al Bruce Lee..." Snatch
6 "We're a whole generation raised by single women,makes me wonder, if another woman is really what we need around here"-fight club

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1. "I definitely aint no POTHEAD"-Half Baked

2. "Jenny jen jen. Feeling the effextacy of the extacy"-Kids

3. "Oh my God!! I love it up the ass!! Fuck me up the ass!! Please f**k me in my ass!!"- All Porno

4. "I think this champagne's gone bad"-American Pie 2

5. "Hey f**ker, the stiffmeister has arrived"--American pie 2

6. "Anybody got any weed?"-Blair Witch

7. "Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!!!"-Clerks

8. "Fly fatass Fly!!!"-Mallrats

9. "Would you like to suck my cock, BERZERKERRRRRR!!!"-Clerks

10. "And one time at bandcamp"
(My alltime fave. What I wouldn't give to f**k allisson hannigan.)

ha

{{10. "You mean smoking dog s**t man?" Up in Smoke}}

weird I just download that sample to put in my mix cd..like 10 minutes ago..

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well my fav is actually a few lines....

girl "tell me those 3 words i wanna hear"
guy "ummmm i cant do that"
girl as she is leaving " the 3 words are SUCK....MY...COCK"
hahaha never saw that coming. AHHHHHHH but i forget what movie that was from ...i know it wasnt a porno though.

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10. " the one thing i love about High School girls is that the older I get, they say the same age" daze and confused

9. "I can't feel my face" Blow

8. " Never touch a black mans' radio" Rush Hour

7. "We are not going to protest!! We are not going to protest!!" PCU

6. " Nobody go in there for 35 45 minutes" Friday

5. "Should we use bill bong thorton. No lets use wesley pipes" Half baked

4.""Kick his ass Sea Bass" Dumb and Dumber

3." Thw FUCK with lords of death. Don't Fuck with the baby sitter" Adventures in Babysitting

2. " Sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie, but I still won't eat the flithly mother f**ker" Pulp fiction

1. " Got any jungle mosic eh?I got the Tarzan and Jane of Jungle baby" Human traffic

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"everybodys been so nice to me today...."
"well that's because you got big jugs, I mean your boobs are huge..I mean I want to squeeze them..mama!!"-liar liar

"there's something on the wing..there's some-thing! You were saying?"-ace ventura/pet detective

"daaaaaaang!!!"-joe dirt

" come wendy let us jump the hilly brush and we can reminice memories past...I attended yardale and had a 4.0 grade point average...."
"dude..your a f**king fag!"-southpark

"why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?!"-office space

"has anybody ever said to you 'sounds like a case of the mondays?'"
"no man...no...s**t no.....man I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that"-office space

"hey peter turn it on channel 13! Its the breast-exam!!! Check out this chick!"
"Oh can't you just pretend like we can't hear eachother through the walls?"-office space

"and you can guess what happened next....I got some booty! I got some booty! And she was a giver!"-half baked

"your not a fish...your a man..your not a fish...your a man...homo-erectus....did I say homo? I didn't mean that!!!!"-half baked

"I'm somebodys bitch!"-half baked

" look at me! Duuuuur!! I'm the wa-wa-waterboy! I've got a wooden spoon!! Duuuuur!!!-waterboy

"mama says aligators are honry because they got all them teath and no toothbrush! No kernal Sanders your wrong! Mama's right! eueueueuh!-waterboy

"allow myself to introduce myslef...-austin powers

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DDDDDDAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNNN - any movie with Chris Tucker

"and all the ladies love me cuz my name is mutha f**kin' Caspaaaaa" - Kids

"Just looking at you makes me happy" - Playing by Heart

"I think I feel it I feel IT!" - the kids that buy bunk E in GO

"I'm not Bad I'm just Drawn that way" - Jessica Rabbit in Who Framed Rodger Rabbit

"And around heeeeeya Butween Normandy and Western, we call this a little TWEN TWEN TWEN Niiiiiiiiigggggaaaaaa" - Friday

OOOohhhhhh OOOOOOHHHHHhhhhhh OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH OH OHHHHHHHH - any movie with Jenna Jameson

OR

Fuck me like the dog I am Fuck me HARD Make Me BARK - Jenna again

"I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose" - Full Metal Jacket

"My name is Enyigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - Werd on this one Princess Bride

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'stay outta my way or youll pay. listen to wat i say. mebbe ill go eat some hay, ill lay by the bay and make things outta clay, i jus may. wat do u say?' -happy gilmore

'can i trouble u for a warm glass of milk?.....u can trouble me with a warm glass of shut the hell up.' -happy gilmore

'i eat pieces of s**t like you for breakfast.....u eat pieces of s**t for breakfast?.....no.' -happy gilmore

damn those are the only onese that are really in my head rite now.. but there ar e a lot from dazed and confused that i like... like when dawson starts talking about looking at his high school years when theyere all smokin a join on the 50yard line. damn that is a good movie.

damn im bored.

i have 90 more minutes of work

f**k me

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"Your mother ate my dog!!!" - Dead-Alive

"I can see things no other men can see. Why are you wearing that?" - Big Trouble in Little China

"I'll rip off your head and s**t down your neck. I'll gouge out your eyes and skull f**k you" - Full Metal Jacket

"You gotta look at it my way....I was horny" - Me, Myself, & Irene

"God, I haven't been f**ked like that since the third grade." - Fight Club

"Bueller.....Bueller.....Bueller" - Ferris Bueller's Day off

"How do I know it's you? 'Cuz you're a dick" - X-men

"Holy rusted metal Batman. Huh? The metal, it's all rusty and full of holes" - Batman Forever

"Say hello to my little friend" - Scarface

"Sherman....What the f**k are you doing here?" - American Pie

"It's Orgasmo....and Choda Boy!!!' - Orgasmo

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1. "my best friends brothers sisters boyfriend's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with this girl who saw farris passout at 31 flavrez last night.....I gues it's pretty serious......" - Farris Beulers Day Off

2. "you won't accept a boys tounge in your mouth but you're gonna eat that?" - (Bender) The Breakfast Club

3. "hey hey that's my wife!" - (Tom Hanks) The Money Pit

4. "mmeeeerrrmmmmm" - (Chamberlin's Wimper) The Dark Crystal

5. "hey mikey, why don't you come over here and give me a nice slippery kiss...." - (Mouth) Goonies

6. "my bitches got mad flava" - (Casper) Kids

7. "stop it now I mean it!" ..... "anybody want a peanut?" - The Princess Bride

8. "STOP MY ASS IS ON FIRE!" - Stop My Ass Is On Fire the prono (not mine, jeff's)

9. "98 point 6 over here baby" (king) Where The Day Takes You
(Anyone else seen this flick it's really really good!)

10. eh that's all i had it's late.......

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1) "You ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in a trenchcoat?" Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
2) "Y'all be bad. Whoo, whoo" Up in smoke
3) "I'm a smooth pimp of love, and tubby is my black man-servant. What." Jay and Silent Bob strike back.
4) "Doctor's say I need a backiotomy. I'm impotent, get away from me beeyotch." Half Baked
5) "We don't have a condom dispenser."
"And you call this a bowling alley." Kingpin.
6) "Now go get your f**kin' shinebox." Goodfellas
7) "Well it looks like you've been missing work." "Well Bob, I wouldn't say I've been missing it." Office Space
"Just you fifty punks against me Kung Fu Joe, master of karate, jiu-jitsu and all types of other s**t you ain't never heard of." followed by his loud laughter and then mad gunshots.
9) "Damn girl, your f**kin' tight." "wrong hole, mutherf**ker."
10) "Is this that nigga Rico? is this the baddest mutherf**ker in Nebraska? is you bad about it, fool?"

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"And you can tell Rolling Stone
Magazine that my last words were
....I'm on drugs" Almost Famous

"These Muther f**kers is real G, They show
they guns G, Now what the f**k am I
suppost to do now, I can't dance, I can't
sing......" CB4

"I don't want to be withholding, I am very
serious about this process, And I know
where you live" Gross Pointe Blank


I can't think of any more
right now maybe later.

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"say hello to my little friend"-scarface

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"I'm the guy you run into one night, maybe in a year or two, all you will see is a pillow over your face and you'll hear a POP. Then you know where I came from." THE WAY OF THE GUN

if ya havent seen this movie CHECK IT!!!

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"The best trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist" -Usual Suspects

And like that (poof), he was gone!

(The way of the Gun, second fav movie )

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"iam gonna go lift weights......*looks away* what?!?" Dirty work

"I dont need your love you dont interest me even in the slightest."ninja scroll

"Lo logramos goku!!!!" dragon ball(esp)

"I was used...i was used...cool." american pie

"say my name....say my name bitch!!" american pie

"They are everyone yet they are no one" ??????

"But i wanted to go to anchorhead and pick up some power converters." star wars:episode 4

"How on earth could he have dodged shijimas claw." ninja scroll

"eat me." exorcists

"why u do this to me timmy." exorcists

Bleh

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NI!!!


that's all I have to say for those who know!

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"We want......ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!!"

HAHA!

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Stay down! We want to hurt no one!
We're here for the banks money not your money, your money is insured by the federal government your not gonna lose a dime. Think of your families, Don't risk you life! don't try to be a hero.
Right now I want you to sit on the floor and put your hands on your head. Anybody feel sick, anybody got heart trouble, go ahead and lean against the wall.... -HEAT- Robert D.

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"who is this person that speaks to me as if i needed his advice"?
----Longshanks---Braveheart

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Try not, do or do not. There's is no try. - Yoda

Time not important, Only life important. - the alien protector from 5th Elements

I'll kill you! - Jean Claude Van Damme in most of his movies

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"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine" - Spaceballs

"Can I see your liscense?; Isn't it on the back of the car?" - Cheech & Chong, Up in Smoke

"We've been jammed sir; jammed?; they've jammed our radar... strawberry sir. (raspberry?)" - Spaceballs

"Put your mouth on the curb motherf**ker" - American History X

"Feedin' the geese" (Insinuating that throwing bread crumbs @ a goose resembles the stroking motion) - Whipped

"COOBRRRAAAALALALALALALALA!!!" - G.I.Joe the Movie

"Don't be a (makes a rectangle/square with fingers)" - Pulp Fiction

"I've been going out there with a loaded gun?!?!?" - Something About Mary

"SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK *BANG*. Awww FUCK, I'm dead!" - The Crow

"Smokin' weed, drinking beers (repeat)... f**k, f**k, f**k (repeat)" - Jay & Silent Bob

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im off like a dirty shirt- pretty in pink
i will always remain the duck man-pretty in pink
talk hard, i like that-pump up the volume
whats your damage heather? dont blame me blame Heather, Heather- Heathers
dont let your mouth right a check your butt cant cash-dazed and confused
anything from Milli Vanilli Live in motion
they forgot my birthday- sixteen candles
im not a nymphomaniac-breakfast club
wow, imagine that two lucky guys are gonna get to go on tour with those girls-dumb and dumber
i got worms-dumb and dumber
its like they always say: mo money, mo money, mo money, and mo motherf**kin money-dark days
just writing ma name in graffity on the wall-video graf 5 ( i believe)
THRILLER LINES!!! wooohooo
whooo arrre youuuu?-alice in wonderland
Mooofaaasaa...0o0o0o do it again- lion king
lambda lambda lambda-revenge of the NEEEEEEEEEEEERDSS!!!
road trip when the NERD
gets the girls undies
hey james bond in america we drive on the right side of the road...you try driving in platforms. wanna practice parallel parking? why everywhere you go has valet-clueless
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"doctor said i need a backeotomy"-half baked

"coz im black yall and im black yall, and im bliggity black and im black yall" - cb4

ill think of more later.

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"someone peed in your mother" - amelie

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"your mothers c**t smells like carpet cleaner" - Barfly

"hey baby... you know, for 75 bucks I'll suck you so hard that your asshole rumbles like a volcano" - Barfly

"did you really think that House of Pain was gonna do something" - Swingers

"why don't you faggots go back to Orange County" - The Stoned Age

"all we're gonna end up doing is driving up and down Torrance trying to get stoned, drunk, and laid" - The Stoned Age

"Oww My Baack" - Terminator 3 [projected]

"Sorry Boss" - The World Is Not Enough [Goldie]

"can you blow me where the pampers is" - PCU

"I will bring you down baby, I will bring you down to Chinatown" - Meet the Parents

"you better watch your master" - The Chinese Connection

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"Gimme the keys you cocksucker motha f**ker!!!aggghhhhh!!!!!"-usual suspects

"gimme the keys mother f**kin cocksuckah, what the f**k?"-usual suspects

"I eat pieces of s**t like you for breakfast"shooter mcgavin
"you eat pieces of s**t for breakfast?"happy gilmore

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10. "Just hang loose, blood. She gonna catch up with the rebound on the med-side. --Airplane

9. L.A. rocked by earthquakes, Rams plagued by fumbles, film at 11." --kentucky Fried Movie

8. "DAMN THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!" -Duece Bigalow

7. "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries...now go away or i shall taunt you a second time you silly english pig-dog." --Holy Grail

6. "Fuck baby, you rip...you're rad...you're so f**king hot...this is what makes mommy so happy (refering to penis)--Pam and Tommy video

5. "Whaddya mean I'm funny?" -GoodFellas

4. "The issue IS that there is a Stonehedge monument on stage that is in danger of being crushed...by a DWARF!" - Spinal Tap

3. "Look, you go down about a half a block, and you see a broken down Tourino with no wheels on it. In there's my cousin, Jackie. Now you go on down ther and tell'm you my boy and he get you to where you goin, cause sheeiit....you don't wanna know from me. This aint even my neighborhood. I'm from the west side of Chicago here on vacaion." -Vacation

2. "We can't stop here! This is Bat Country!" - Fear and Loathing

1. "Rosebud..."

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"I'm little Cletus...I'm just a regular kid." --Zoolander

"Obey my dog!"--Zoolander

"Oooh sucky sucky! Me so horny...me love you long time."--Full Metal Jacket

"I just give em the 'oh' face--ya know, 'oh--oh--OH!'"--Office Space

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" death can't stop true love, maybe just delay it for a while" Princess Bride

"They got numchucks, they got bolos, they be doing indian burns" Half Baked

" hot head need cold water" The Last Dragon

" Merry X-Mas mother f**ker" UHF


Oh s**t, melicious that's f**ken dope.
i tottally remember that line.
"I'm not Bad I'm just Drawn that way" - Jessica Rabbit in Who Framed Rodger Rabbit

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I've got this killer up inside me, I can't talk to my mother so talk to my diary- Office space

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"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken." ~Tyler Durden, Fight Club

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything." ~Tyler Durden, Fight Club

"...You sell your waking life for minimum wage, and they get your dreams for free." ukelele guy, Waking Life

Mag - "Um, what food group are onion rings?"
Tabitha - "Fat... definitely fat."
Mag - "Tabitha... I think you're very cool... but I gotta tell you something. The four basic food groups are not sugar, salt, fat, and booze."
Tabitha - "They're not?"
Tabitha & Magnusson Sludge, Rock & Roll High School Forever

"I chose not to choose life. I chose something else. The reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?" Mark Renton, Trainspotting

"If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla. Marla. The sore on the roof your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can't." Jack, Fight Club

"Oh, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... *turns on bullhorn* HOW WOULD YOU LIKE... TO SUCK... MY BALLS, MISTER GARRISON?" Cartman, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut

"Watch out for the cornhole, bud." Lawrence, Office Space

"Laugh it up, furball." Han Solo, Star Wars (Empire?)

"He's no worse than us. He's all action and no talk. We're all talk and no action." Group of angry guys, Waking Life

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"i am the clit commander, when whenever you you think of clit, you see this face"
jay and silent bob

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in no particular order
1. "Cus I'm the L-A-M the A to the R...the one on the mic that they call Lamar"--one of the Nerd movies

2. "I don't know about you, but I don't eat pieces of my body"--baby's day out

3. "Shut up bitch..go make me a turkey pot pie"--breakfast club

4. "Well if i'm here & you're here...doesn't that make it, our time?"--fast times at ridgemont high

5. "Are you a mineral?"--bill & ted's bogus journey

6. "Hey Lou, give me a milk...chocolate"--back to the future

7. "Excuse me friend of Starfish, but there's only one captain of this love boat & that captain is me...Chad"-charlies angels

8. "Well, make up your mind dude...is he gonna s**t, or is he gonna kill us?"--fast times at ridgemont high

9. "Do they speak English in What?"--Pulp Fiction

10. "Why don't you make like a tree...and get outta here"--back to the future

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"you sold my dead bird to a blind kid....Harry i took care of it."
bumb and bumber

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"hey you guys got disdick? huh? this dick motherf**ker!" - casper (RIP) kids

"s**t, remember it write it down take a picture I don't give a f**k" - smokey, friday

"she said she looks like janet jackson, bitch comin up here lookin more like freddy jackson." - smokey, friday

"strange things were afoot at the circle k" - ted, bill and teds excellent adventure.

"we had consumed every drug known to man. and some not." - fear and loathing in las vegas

"yeah, so whats up now patnah" - menace to society

"the marijuana user is easily recognized as his pants are stained with semen from constantly jacking off too much because he can't find a rape victim" - fear and loathing in las vegas

"yeah I shut up when debo tells me to shut up, but as soon as he leaves, I be talkin, oh yeah I be talkin real loud" - smokey, friday

"and what's his name? oh his name is RRAAAALLLPH" - cheech, up in smoke

"did you just kick me? I know you didn't just kick me." chris tucker, rush hour

"well, I joined the marines to travel to new places, meet interesting and exotic people, and kill them. I want to be the first on my block to get a confirmed kill." joker, full metal jacket

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"this snakeskin jacket's a statement of my individuality and belief in person freedom" -nicholas cage in wild at heart

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"The word for today is J-O-B" - Friday

"Youts" "What exactly is a yout" " Oh excuse me yyooouuutthhhhhhsss" - My Cousin Vinny

"Well, there were only a few flipper babies" - Brain Candy

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"I see your schwartz is as big as mine" - Dark Helmet (Spaceballs)

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I never remember anything, let alone movie lines. Except ones that I've seen a 100 times before and so...with no further ado here it is:

"we are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams."

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1- "no time for the old in n out love, just came to check the meter" - ClockWork Orange
2- "are you allowed to have jelly donuts private pile?" sir, no sir" "and why is that private pile?" "beacause im too heavy sir" "because you are a disgusting fat body private pile" - Full Metal Jacket
3- "Any jungle in guy?" "I got the tarzan n jane of jungle, just swung in on the vine today, this 'll turn a hare krishna into a badboy"- Human Traffic
4- "My wifes over there with a ass in her cock!" - Boogie Nights
5- "you cant even act like a human boy for three seconds can you?" - (that one Martin Short Movie cant remember the damn name now!)
im tired 5s enufff.

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Clifford.

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"They train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "f**k" on their airplanes because it's obscene!"
-Colonel Kurtz Apocalypse Now

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"Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass. See if it fits."
-Tony Montana Scarface

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1- "say no more, mon amor" empire records

2- "candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker" willy wonka

3- "r.o.u.s.'s....i don't think they exist" princess bride

4- "your royal penis is clean, your highness" coming to america

5- "lawrence. only faggots & sailors are named lawrence & you don't look like a sailor to me" full metal jacket

6- "well, color me happy there's a sofa in here for two" pretty woman

7- "you remind me of the babe..." the labyrinth

8- "martha washington was a hip, a hip,hip lady" dazed & confused

9- "that kid is still on the damn elevator" mallrats

10- (gotta give this movie more than one) "oompa loompa doompa dee doo...i've got another puzzle for you...." willy wonka

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"Fucky, sucky, smoke cigarette in the pussy. She love you good. Long time."
-ARVN Pimp Full Metal Jacket

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have you ever danced with the devil? I always ask that of all my prey.. i just like the sound of it.. HAhahaha- BATMAN

you want me to give you a name? ohh god the pressure of a name... FUCKING CINDERELLA! - PREETY WOMEN

do? .....were gonna war that what we gonna do.... we gonna eat that suckas for breakfast...close that f**ker down..... phmmmmmm (snorts coke)- SCARFACE

2$ 2$ givme myyy 2$ - BETTER OFF DEAD

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"Any new Jungle in guy?"
"I got the Tarzan and Jane of jungle just swingin on the vinyl tip mate. I'm tellin you this ull turn Hare Krishna into a Bad Bowy."
Human Traffic (KOOP)

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no particular order....

1. "RAY!!!....when somebody asks you if ur a god, you say YES!!!" - ghostbusters

2. "Yes its true ur honor....this man has no dick" - ghostbusters

3. "have u heard of plato, aristotle, socrates?"....."yes"......"morons" - proncess bride

4. "Fuck u lance answer" - pulp fiction

5. "You sendin the wolf?"...."feel better muthaf**ka?".....Shiiiit negro, thats all u had to say" - pulp fiction

6. "Who's house?...Run's house" - Dogma

7. "HAHA you fool. You just fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous, is never get involved in a land war in Asia. But only slightly less well known is this, never go in against a Cicilian when death is on the line. AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......".... thud - Princess bride

8. "he's a very strange young man"..."He's an idiot. it comes from upbringing. His parents are probably idiots too" - back to the future

9. "We should be f**king dead my friend, what happene dhere was a miracle and i want you to f**king acknowledge it"...."Alright, it was a miracle...can we go now?" - Pulp Fiction

10. "It aint cool bein a jive turkey, so close to thanksgiving" - Trading Places

...and the bonus cut....

11. "Looking good Billy Ray"!!!..."Feeling good Louis!!!" - Trading Places