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This wannabee dj,mc,producer,
gots no juice fer yer
mental makeup,
wakeup and takeup arms,
this Elemental elf
ain't off the hook or shelf,
he's off to do guys and later come back to chastise with lies,
all those that despise his
lack of mental fortitude,
his s**t is retarded like an e-tard kid who knows what he snorted dude,
this rude ravishing ricky recruit
gets the boot like a pc passing post,
he'd have no laughs at a dinner in his honor called a roast,
cuz all the hate would be real,
on this homo man of steel,
leaping on pelvic regions in a single bound
in an effort to astound his cockloving comrades,
that fags out to lunch so what are ya'll gonna tell mom dads?
prolly nothing, you'll all keep it on the hush,
an inkling of his sickness would make Heidi Fleiss blush,
plush in the beaten corner with more size this is Tom,
here to say an F A G named m f e gets way to much aplomb,
I drop the bomb beeotch no the f**king water balloon,
why you challenged me online is a question I hope you'll answer soon,
with at leat a smidgeon of class
unlike you give up that 99cent ass,
you knew this was Parker Lewis in poetic format why'd you ever think you'd pass?

[ jigsaw - 22 Dec 2003 14:15 ]

Re: The

I leave the typos in like me in ripe hos been.

Jigsaw's mama got a glass neck with skittles in it

jigsaw with his sip straw tucked into his girl drink.. dancin fruity like dorothy hamil on a skating rink.. the masterbating freak, with a long list of bad rhyming streaks, got an offtime flow thats not really that unique.. more like what a gay shiek would speak to his male harem.. bouncin off dicks like a break shot in caroms.. like ozzy screamin 'sharon!' my patience is slowly depleting.. jigsaw gotta big jaw from constant cock meat eating.. you aint s**t, just a bleeding sore in the side of genetic traces.. the cancerous cell that sticks out likes moles on faces. test my patience and ill re-route your gay ship back to fat boy land, while you stuffin twinkies and ho hos from double fisted hands.. cant stand you.. lookin like a big ass piece of chewed up bubblegum.. actin like a little girl attempting to be troublesome.. i didnt come to cuddle son, just to show you that your double done. thats times two, like how you like that cum.. one spittin in your face and the other straight on your tounge.

bitch

Re: Jigsaw's mama got a glass neck with skittles in it

HAHAHAAAAAAAA!!! OH SHIT!!

Jigsaw's VS Mfe

hahahha ... this is heating up

Re: Jigsaw's VS Mfe

oh s**t mfe in the place watch out its gettin hot in here is right haha

Re: Jigsaw's VS Mfe

bwahahahahaaaa!! mfe good ishhhh...

Re: Jigsaw's VS Mfe

Hey, you issued the challenge,
and now the lack of talent in turn,
all the words you churn ain't butter
it's some other utter you must learn,
to milk so silk can come out smoother in your groove or flows,
fag farm boy your barn coy toy talk I dispose,
the only way m f e goes off is in rainbow colored clothes,
those that much his car bumper sticker, prose, and political affiliation,
for which he moseys in parades promoting ass annhilation,
your frustration stems from your cover up relationship for show,
your odd facade gets gnawed by realism, rats, sorry I exposed you ho!,
yo, you ain't got the repertoire
to kick a bar much less a verse against Jay Eye,
talking trash on G T only proves your such a f**ken GAY GUY,
Say my name like Bionce if you must to get it through your skull,
there's nothing to mull over in comparison to this bitch you're dull,
lullabye rhyme rocker your s**t is weak, soft, and sleepy,
jeepers I'm cleaner than house keepers and you stepping to this is creepy,
weepy eyed I spyed your stance from a glance through hyper text,
YOU ain't got nada for this like KRS asking WHO'S NEXT?

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Re: Jigsaw's VS Mfe

ok i'll hop in for a sec.

Well who’s next its me to finish it, M, F, E’s diminished kid
I’m just tossin in my pennies for his eyes for heaven to git
I hit skinny crackheads out the mainframe n out the box
Im bout to bust out on the scene like his face and chickenpox
You’re a danger to yourself kid, I spit all day like a llama
like blind 90 year old drivers you’re a hazard and extra drama
While ya momma wear “Boss Hoggs” cause she too fat for “Dazzey Dukes”
I seen ninja’s using her panties for hammocks and parachutes
I had to step into the middle for you mentioning the tracers
Stay on that speed you taking boy and away from these lyrical racers

Re: Jigsaw's VS Mfe

I'm throwing up the white flag aye.

With D it's no fair.



MFE, props as always. You called me out home chees slice.

Tight one.

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s**t was just gonna get hot though… like roasting Tenderloin skin
Ii figure his other elemental arm would soon come n join him
Minorframe… doesnt get it, his murderation’s soon on wax
You can’t battle that with your meow mix production for gay cats
Your mellow recordings show your *EDIT* yellow whorings when she gave birth
But I’ll leave these words while My beats assassinate your whole worth...

[ djdmented - 22 Dec 2003 13:28 ]

Re: Jigsaw's VS Mfe

nAw,

Jiggy and D vs the M-F-E,

isn't the battle fer me to jump in homies.

But, it SHURE is funny.hehhe

Re: battles

well... if i come back from lunch and see this is sparked up in hoppin in like a rabbit on speed!

Re: Jigsaw's VS Mfe

To reiterate, MFE is tight. This is all in fun. Perhaps I shouldn't have ended this and let homeboy get down... but I didn't like the 2 on one.


That seems unfair.


Even I wouldn't battle D.

Okay, 10-4, over and afuera.

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nah... its all in fun. you two came with niceness. i just read his mamma diss and had to toss some s**t in. MFE did bring it though.

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**took a minute, i got lots of wire transfers to do, sorry.. now eat it**


fake ass milli vanilli with the frilly style of battle rhyme.. had to step up and step in cause his boy cant handle mine..

demented. first off, your f**ken weak. steppin in between a battle just to rattle off cheesy lines in broken speech. f**k your beats, you wack ass piece, wanna be producer without ONE SINGLE RELEASE.. keep that head piece in check before testin the intellect, you fake ass hip hop mc.. from me you get no respect. you inject just to protect your girlfriend from the whirlwind, while your pullin your vidal sassoon dreadlocks thin.. your just the trim on the walls and never the main feature.. just a sideshow with tired flows and f**ked up speech.. your.. just a stain in scene with nothing to bring but bulls**t.. when you freestyle live you cant even finish a full spit.. filled with dull wit and a nose full of candy.. to spun out of his mind to keep an honest understanding.. of ettiquete.. i never quit.. ill never spit what doesnt deserve to be spat.. if im sellin crack then your the first in line for the batch..

excuse me as i re-hash..

get them ashy elbows off my post..

Re: Jigsaw's VS Mfe

hehHA! whoA...

come-back went BAM!

datz fa-shO.

D vs MFE

I changed the title to what it should now be.

peAce

Re: D vs MFE

oh hell no!!! ahahah!! MFE muthaf**kas!!!!

Re: D vs MFE

mfe with the service damn boh! good job man i want to hear whats next

Re: D vs MFE

Aiight, I tried to give you a chance,
to bow out without disgrace,
but now your face is lost like Japanese Gents with no respect,
I detect some animosity,
wannabee velocity,
you throwing across at D,
who meant it all in fun,
the one that would stick a fork in you and lay down the A-1,
Don't play son, your youthful antics don't have the character or depth perception,
your deception like a Disney fan way in to Tron Mega Even,
comes flamboyant like that cat called Vega renamed Steven,
So with no Alpha or Omegan weavin' through semantic traffic jams,
my style slams yours without summer and isn't that a bummer,
mind number your s**t is off the charts like darts that don't hit the target,
you ain't no real John Holmes, your on wack websites trying to enlarge it
so now charge it to your visa we surrender to you never,
however you think your clever we're twice as tight when we sever,
this endeavor unelemental still has you getting back up,
wack what? your tactics bunks it's cheesy verbal vomit that you hack up,
the snack must be eaten b4 the kids get their nap time,
you got the Bette Middler moderate s**t and Miss M this is rap time,
perhaps I'm being a little Harsh Bruh,
I could wait for your Marsha Marsh Marsha,
but you and the Bradys out to lunch couldn't get the wrinkles out this with starch ya
already fell parched bruh yer starving for some attention,
f**k all the weak words you wield and the wack references you mention,
GT three free with no henchmen the stench in this is how we get funky,
your hooked on losing like a crack addict's strapped to the name junkie.

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jesus! pussy alert! 2 on 1

y'all some two on one little faggot swingers.. stickin fingers in each others butt and smellin your fingers.. like some vultures you two linger and circle the airspace.. but when i get back from lunch im gonna put you back in 2nd and 3rd place.

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mmmmmkay!!!

Re: D vs MFE

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0-tay even.

Re: D vs MFE

all i have to say is..

DAMN you served them proper!!!

tight mr. mainframe!!!
TIGHT!

Re: D vs MFE

Re: D vs MFE

All in fun.


Spam is proper. The above feeble response, is a rhyme only a significant other could love.

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I love this quote:
"You see, the internet is this wonderful place where you can be tough. You can say anything you want and be really tough. Your toughness isn't really measured by how tough you are either. It's fun. The internet and tough." Cutta San with a C

Re: D vs MFE

haha yup all in fun. i gotta get tom back tho.

battles bring out the best in people's rhyming abilities me thinks.

MFE...RIP

Damn see ya’ll I go to lunch and fools take the time to try and come back... ok then...

Retarded kids don’t get it, until you say it REALLY slow for them
H E Y M A I N F R A M E Y O U R W H O L E S H I T I S B O R I N G
Im the king at this battle s**t, look at your battle ship sinks
Got you in your bubble boy tank sayin “now brain think”
A rhyme to defeat me… but its impossible like those missions
Choke on my emissions while you snap gears like Volkswagen transmissions
In addition I kill all my opposition like a brat go to ya pediatrician
You drank too much mc jism go check out the ya level a nutrition
Or better yet, bring up my dreds… how bout I strangle you with em
Rob and Fab rap better than you and they werent even singing (get it)
And he call himself a musician, can you believe his audacity
Someone beat his ass with a mic cord To alter his mental capacity
And speaking of release you need to check on my biography
I’m all over the place even ghost write for your *EDIT* pornography!

[ djdmented - 22 Dec 2003 13:27 ]

Re: MFE...RIP

ohhhh s**t demented i like this

And speaking of release you need to check on my biography
I’m all over the place even ghost write for your girlfriends pornography

Re: MFE...RIP

I'm not one to judge a battle...but mfe tipped you over like sleeping cattle...and yo jigsaw your mom called me...guess I left her locked in the potty...sorry...but tell her I had fun...and that she's number one...on my list of mom jokes...and demented a message to you rudy...ragga is weak like fat girls with no booty

[ broken_records - 19 Dec 2003 13:36 ]

broken records...RIP

...

[ djdmented - 19 Dec 2003 14:01 ]

Re: broken records...RIP

i edit for typing mistakes...and write s**t fresh out the package to diss your weak ass miss-takes...i serve you up like cheap sizzler steakses with fake grill marks..your style is weak like Clark bars mine is sick like Sars I'm having fun on this little detour doing in 5 seconds what you have been practicing since you were four

Re: broken records...RIP

**sorry again, i had a check run... checks printed, mailed.. its on**

god.. it took you an hour and a half to think of THAT? your s**t is WACK! not even worth the little time it'll take to counter attack. your stack of crap piles high and stinks like your armpits.. your far from fit so stop takin your shirt off, s**t.. i could spit forever about the unclever hooks you think of.. hey i got twenty bucks can i get some voicing done? shovin this weak buster ass off my soapbox, kickin jerk chicken and coke rocks off.. hey bloke, get lost.. this is for the real heads of hip hop, ill be steppin on your dirty dome when i reach the tip top. you dont got, got.. so why you wastin my time with your replies? comin in the side like a bitch ass but got whiplash and served with fries. see, tough guy, you cannot beat me. im not even an mc.. i just blend these words together to form a better rhyme scheme.. you should probably only sing because your flowing is horrible. only thing holding genetic traces together with talent is aurakul. its deplorable that your more than full of dick, mouth can keep speaking.. its like everytime you talk, you can see the white cum start leaking.. your blinking but not getting the full picture..
i am the elder and you are the bitch..are.. you..following..me..this time.. cause this.. rhyme.. is ..about..as...fat.. as ..your.. mama's waistline. i break swine like you up in my skillet.. eatin suck mc burritos til i get my fill.. it.. never ceases to amaze how you toys spit these sprays.. at least this time when you answer, make it some time today.

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broken:
Hmmm, fat girls with no booty… I wonder why that comments directed over here
Side note: tell broken records to stop looking at his girlfriends derrière
R… I… P… means I rip imbeciles to pieces
I guess I’ll add you to this here freestyle off the top type thesis
I cant believe you had an edit on that bulls**t rhyme scheme
Sounds like watered down mainframe jargon is what I seen
DMENTED SERVING THESE FOOLS… like gallon tubs of ice cream
Why scream, Im shining more than baby oils reflection off of high beams
This dummy ain’t down with raaga OR hip hop, only into tha UK rinse
I taught him how to do the running man and I ain’t seen his ass since.
Im a SPECIALIST, that’s what the rudy message was about
You could never be world renowned when u barely DJ outside of ya house
I tell ya what. You and whatshisframe start up an alliance
So I can bury your whole set in one motion like scud missles firing

mainframe:
and no not an hour and i half. i eat unlike crackheads... go get cha wieght up GUPPY!

Re: broken records...RIP

actually.. you know what.. this isnt worth my time now. it was fun and you had to take it there..


no class

[ mfe - 19 Dec 2003 14:15 ]

Re: broken records...RIP

ha ha demented ran back to the lab to drink his Tab and eat rice cakes while he searches my name so he can look cool in this n00b sweepstakes...I am ed mcmahon and you may have won...but you probably didn't cuz your rhymes are chum...stinky like dead fish they feed sharks my bite is louder than your barks....i check my girls ass and i like what i see...you call your girl her name is Tommy

MFE...learn to R.I.P.

Duhn dah dah dahhhhh…
mainframes back in the newest episode of “handicap rappers live”
beating his wrists against his chest untill he *EDIT**EDIT**EDIT*
it was an hour n a half i went to lunch to eat unlike people who do speed n crack
I think u got it all mixed up like when YOUR *EDIT* taps YOUR ASS from the back
I don’t to coke… sometimes I smoke the sensimilla
But since you carry on talkin I’ll now involve your whole familia
Uh ooo, that’s right boy you get evicted from *EDIT EDIT*
Or tired of the way *EDIT EDIT* was down there tryin to *EDIT EDIT*
You can’t *EDIT EDIT* into *EDIT EDIT* but your determined to try
Ask your *EDIT*about your *EDIT * illigitimate *EDIT* equalling to five
Son I sting like a bee hive while I pull down your granny’s knee high’s
You got me? O no MC fly go back to the future and tell your niece try
But nice try im not a nice guy, I’ll run by you and do a knife by
With my razor sharp toungue I leave ear lacerations so tell your life bye...

[ djdmented - 22 Dec 2003 13:26 ]
[ djdmented - 19 Dec 2003 15:05 ]

Re: MFE...learn to R.I.P.

i never lived in san diego. wtf are you talking about. haha

Re: MFE...learn to R.I.P.

yo mainframe ... class??? i hope you werent crying there. kick back ESE

broken records... PLEEEASE write something worth the peoples time.
i feel like i wasted seconds of my life after reading your lines

Re: MFE...learn to R.I.P.

I am head of the class you short bus MCs

Re: MFE...learn to R.I.P.

just becuase you give head to the whole class doesnt mean you head it
let me put you out you misery OFICIALLY THIS GUY'S BEN DEADED
broken english do you get it, im tired of your aimless rants
step aside and let me fight man to bitch with this strung out looking lance

Re: MFE...learn to R.I.P.

stop your messing around
better think of your future

Re: MFE...learn to R.I.P.

dmented gonna straigten you out...
even if i have to go to jail...
im a rudeboy, from a rude boy city-
and i damage a sucka with next to little pity-

this post... R.I.P.

ight... i got no beef with any of these guys. but damn do i love a battle. any offensive spit on here will be edited. so for those that didnt see the s**t live. o well. :-p

Re: MFE...learn to R.I.P.

demented.. your not a man, your a little girl. you cant even take proper steps to finish the mural.. or piece that myself and jigsaw were making.. instead you come in with your insults and start shaking fists in my direction like you got some connection between yourself and dopeness but it never was there.. never a mention. sorry, demension, i dont do speed or any synthetic.. but i can see when someones reaching and being pathetic.. your prosthetic flows are no match for the realness.. maybe you should get a job and stop milkin daddy for meals, bitch.. you aint rich in knowledge altho you think you know the situation.. maybe i should check my own sources to see who gave you the invitation.. to my business. i can finish this like a mortal kombat fatality.. rip your stomach out and pull out your spleen.

and ill finish this up so even demented can read.

seen?



...and thats about it. big ups to demented and jigsaw for their dope ish and ruthless lines.

man i got just too much work and im f**ken up going back and forth to this haha

Re: broken records funny rhymes

you won't have to go to jail...(in french accent) maybe the hospital...to check your heartbeat..cuz like norcal your comebacks are hella weak

Re: MFE...learn to R.I.P.

my reply made it all even btw.